Time to start my concert

(Source: thatispleasantindeed)

laughingstation:

what their idea of a fun weekend is:

mine:

how they hangout with friends:

how I hangout with friends:

they sleep around:

what I do with my time:

I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:

they’re like: 

their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:

If I did that my mother would do this:

and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL

You will laugh out loud!

(Source: wejussomemothafuckenkids)

How I wake up:

whisperofthewolves:

if you’ve never loved a band to the point where you put on their music and just lie on the floor sobbing while still attempting to sing along to every word, then i genuinely wonder how you could ever truely love anything

cybergay:

HELLO 911 EMERGENCY I HAVE OVERDOSED ON PIZZA